The ultimate pro-TB Joshua comment

One of our regular readers compiled every textbook pro-TB Joshua statement ever into one glorious comment. We know it’s getting difficult for TB Joshua fans to keep defending him these days, so here’s a little present for you: Next time you see something critical of TB Joshua online, no need to waste time thinking up a reasoned and biblical response, just copy and paste this into the reply box!

How dare you suggest the ‘Man of God’ is anywhere other than SCOAN? My aunt’s cousin’s friend’s hairdresser’s husband said he thinks he saw him there last week – that’s a FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This blog is of the devil. I am sure you are those psychos who tried to take over the London branch of SCOAN. Everyone on Watch TB Joshua Blog says you are so it is definitely true. And you are also racists. I don’t actually know why but everyone says it so it must be true.

You have no job, you just sit around criticising the ‘Man of God’ all day, and he just laughs at you. Or he doesn’t even care about you. I forget which I’m supposed to say. He certainly doesn’t care about you. But he loves everybody because he doesn’t sin like you pagans and because God so loved us that He sent senior prophet TB Joshua for us.

Don’t you know he prophesied that that Malaysian plane that disappeared last year would be found soon? Well, I saw today they found the wing, right where the Prophet said it would be – IN THE SEA! So, you see, he is the prophet of our times and you are devils who are sent by your father the DEVIL to try to bring our Papa down, but you will not succeed because his god is with him. I mean God with a capital G. Excuse my, erm, typo. And don’t tell me that more than one year is not ‘soon’. You don’t know your Bible: A thousand years is as a day and a day as a thousand years, so time is immaterial to God, so there.

You are devilish. That ultra-high tech lazer from the hovering plane took down the guesthouse or it was a controlled demolition (I forget which theory we believe this week) and you know it because it was probably you. Or the Nigerian government. Or Boko Haram. No, wait, the CIA. Someone, anyway, because TB Joshua is true and just and no way did he authorise a shoddy building to be built to house the martyrs in. That coroner and all those engineering experts know nothing, they are of the devil too, sent to try to destroy our beloved prophet, BUT YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED, DEVILS.

You are all blasphemers – you speak against our Papa as if her were a man who sins. Do you not know he is the Messiah of our time? If you speak against the prophet, you speak against God, you blasphemers.

I should have used more exclamation marks and CAPS LOCK in this post, or you will not UNDERSTAND JUST HOW RIGHTEOUSLY ANGRY I REALLY AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I call down sickness and suffering and all types of pain on you devils, God hates you because you dare to question His prophet. It is my Christian duty to tell you this.

You will come to SCOAN to beg forgiveness from our Master, I mean, senior prophet, one day: this is my prophecy to you.

Now, my fellow disciples of TB Joshua… I mean, disciples of Jesus, yes I’m supposed to say Jesus….you don’t need to bother writing to these devils all that we know to be true as I have done it all for you.

Oh, I nearly forgot:

The Devil is a Liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Touch not the Lord’s anointed and do His prophet no harm.

Did I forget anything?

43 thoughts on “The ultimate pro-TB Joshua comment

  1. Lol haha nice.

    He forgot to quote Deuteronomy 18:22 which says “When God’s servant speaks forth, the wise listen”. The wise are those who believe in controlled demolition theories and believe in tbj the “messiah of our time” 😉

    • Typical SCOANites be like: “How dare you TB joshua watch blog criticize the prophet! How dare you use your mouth to speak against him! One day you will all come to SCOAN church and you will all beg the man of God to spray anointing water in your mouths to deliver you from devils tongue, yes buyy anointing water the salvation of souls, you devilsss! You liars! Please man of god bring curse upon the page, man of god i know u are the closest one to God among all christians so please man of god predict bad omen in this page future. Youre the messiah of our time, the one prophet which God loved he sent to the world in john 3:16. Man of god youre sinless.

      You got it all wrong, tbjwatch blog! Tb joshua never said malaysian plane issue going to be clear in the same end of that week. Oops he said that. Well he wasnt literal, you devils! You dont know church language! Oh well as my fellow brother in our papa joshua said “a thousand yearss is like day to God” so there!

      I dont care how inaccurate his prophecies are! Hes my man of god i love him i will die for him and with him!”

  2. What has happened at scoan today 02 August 2015? Was there no service or what? Were not here today and don’s see any service on the Internet now

    • @just wonder

      I think scoan is recycling old videos. And have released vids of Tb joshuas mexican crusade. Yet currently theres no news of tb joshua. Maybe hes still hiding. As SCOANites say “God’s time is the best time” indeed its the best time for tbj to be exposed for his lies

  3. Superb copy and paste comments for the deceived followers of the false prophet. We hope that they would wake up and start thinking!

  4. And where is scoan teaching about today without the profhet? do you all recognize that all the troubles and stress and complications are gone, without him? all Heaven is bored!

  5. The video about the Malaysian plane will be out as soon as it is confirmed that the found parts belong to the missing plane. Propaganda like this is much needed in these hard times that TB is going through. Some thing to keep his delusion-ed followers hooked. Every one suspects the plane went down in the sea. The “prophet” TBJ, after reading about it and watching news feeds, prophesied that it went down in the sea. Now who is the Prophet here?

  6. TB Joshua is not a prophet. prophets are born. they are born to lead the people, to carry messages to the people from the higher power in order to either protect us or the steer us to the right direction. now I do not see how TBJ protected anyone by his Prophecies instead people die under his care. God could to protect his children while they are under his Son’s care. TBJ is an evil man. I am scared of him and the people of his likes

    • if TB Joshua is not a prophet, tell us then who is a prophet? Remember that Jesus Christ said those who sin against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven. Please don’t say such words against the spirit of God working in the hands of TB Joshua, for you to say he is an evil man. Evil is the substance of not believing in God and in his anointed servants.

      • Are those the definitions he gave u of evil and alike? Be careful my friends and moreover hav u taken time to use the holy bible to prove the things he says coz my holy bible say contrary to what that so called ”prophet” says. All in all am just saying beware of that man and it’s high time we act like people who read the bible

      • Let us not judge TB Joshua, lest we sin against the Holy Spirit. Instead let us leave it for God who called and qualified him.

  7. I pity the poor folks who made money out of the spiritual tourists. They are still hoping he is praying in the mountain.

    I pity his sheeple; they are still optimistic it will turn out for good and he will show up and delude them some more

    I pity his close circle, they are running out of lies.

    I hope and pray for a criminal case

  8. You the so called Tb Joshua watch, Must better call and be known as the devil inspire watch. Are u not afraid of attacking someone over and over? The more you do so the more the Almighty God keep promoting him. While can you do what he is doing if that is bought from Mark and pincers or Gallery Lafayette. It’s time you know that the world is watching and has graded you as an enemy successful people from a divine instructed point of view , Otherwise simply a problem solvers. How many problems have you solve today? in your locality, community not to talk of your house. You a divorcé, fornicators,drunkards,arrogance, selfish,racists …..etc, should be a shame of yourself. Worship God, Love God and Love your neighbours as yourself and the devil will depart from you. I Love you but I hate your sins and your master devil. Repent and be converted that your sins be forgiven.

    • Remember guys what our Lord Jesus Christ said. He who sins against the son of man will be forgiven but those that sin against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven. Brethren, I mean those that are born of Christ, let us not answer them back with evil words, lest we find ourselves sinning against our Lord. those that have been ordained and predestined by the True God of Heavens are certain that TB Joshua is a genuine servant of God. let them talk against him because it is written in John 8 v 44, their days are numbered. Our Lord is coming soon with splendour and hell is ready for all that are opposing the move of God. I pity you people who are chained by the devil to criticise the servants of the Most High. he is the one Who appoints, so leave the judgement for Him.

    • Really, you post a lot of drivel. If TBJ was such a man of God, why is his country, Nigeria in such a mess? Goodluck sold the 300 kidnapped school girls to BH, they are now being used as the suicide bombers, while TBJ suns himself on a beach in Mexico.

      • @jaegerin.
        Are you trying to say all the problems in Nigeria are TB Joshua’s problem? Brother, I think you have to start reading the bible and see what happened in the old Testament. Seek wisdom from God, rather than just talking what you don’t even understand.

      • Stop defending this useless devil tbj. Why does he hide away? I’ve read the Bible so I don’t need your patronisation. You and your stupid ilk who support this liar and deceiver, deserve the hell that is coming to you. But then again, Nigeria is a hell hole, so you are already there.

  9. I mean to say while can’t you do what he is doing. check in line four of my script above.

  10. TB Joshua is a genuine servant of God. What is happening to his life is akin to the level of his faith. TB Joshua I love you with all my heart. as people are willing and happy to see you down but I say a big shame to them. GOD IS LIFTING YOU UP, to a height that will shock the devil and is kingdom. remember what apostle Paul faced. We are with you in prayers.

  11. Jobless creatures,TRUTH MUST BE TOLD ONE DAY !!! Now read this :
    On the 5th of September 2014,the CAN Leader’s private jet was caught in South Africa with $9.3million(USA Dollars) and when they were asked what they intended to do with the money,they said that they came to buy weapons for the Nigerian Government and a few days later on the 12th of September 2014,the Church guest house of TB Joshua collapsed with plenty of smoke coming out of the collapsing building. Nigeria is very rich, blessed with oil and gas and having many private jets,why should they use the church jet to buy weapons,and what has christianity got to do with physical weapon,please verify into this issue because CAN has been trying to bring TB Joshua’s ministry down to no avail and refused to accept him as their member,saying that they don’t know his source because of the instant miracles they see him performing on the tv.Please verify very well about this weapon purchasing by the christian leader’s private jet and let the truth be known by everyone. For more on the Ayo Oritsejefor’s private jet weapon purchase with photos,click on this link to read it : http://saharareporters.com/2014/09/15/arms-smuggling-jet-caught-10million-south-africa-linked-can-president-ayo-oritsejafor , for those that hate PROPHET TB JOSHUA, PLEASE GO AND STOP BOKO HARAM NOW AND LEAVE THIS SOFT HEARTED PROPHET TB JOSHUA. TOUCH NOT MY ANNOITED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM,A WORD IS ENOUGHT FOR A WISE!!!

    • @Bona
      Wow, the conspiracies keep on coming! I suggest you read the findings of structural engineers who examined the site and tell us that this doesn’t indicate a building that was destined to collapse:

      1. Inadequate beams of 750mm by 225mm (should have been 900mm by 300mm)
      2. Inadequately reinforced columns (should have been reinforced with 12 x Y25 bars or 20 x Y20mm bars. Instead they used 10 x Y20 bars (as seen in the video released by SCOAN).
      3. Inadequate bearing pressure for the central column due to the 2m x 2m x 0.9m foundations.
      4. Failure to introduce rigid zones for bracing the structure and did not design the frames as an unbraced structure.
      5. Failure to provide movement joints that could have absorbed any movement due to creep, contraction, expansion and differential settlement etc..
      6. 8 out of the 12 main beams of the structure failed because they were undersized, under-reinforced (both in tension and shear), the tension bars were poorly anchored to the column supports and 8 x Y20 was used instead of 14 x Y20.
      7. The ground floor columns were slender and readily gave in to buckling
    • Nigeria is a very rich country, that is true. However, the majority of the population live in filth and are unemployed. Why can’t SCOAN help to uplift these people, or are they not rich enough?

  12. Ayo Oritsejafor’s private jet was caught in South Africa on the 5th of Septenber 2014 with $9.3m cash in suitcases and on the 12th of September 2014, TB Joshua’s church guesthouse collapsed,when Ayo’s private jet was caught and questionened,they said they went to South Africa to buy weapons for the Nigerian government,please what has a private jet of a known christian leader got to do with weapon buying for the rich Nigerian government? More on this Ayo’s jet news,click here : http://saharareporters.com/2014/09/15/arms-smuggling-jet-caught-10million-south-africa-linked-can-president-ayo-oritsejafor

  13. What can you say then you agents of darkness, who are swift to utter things that you do not know, cursing the man of God. Following the outcome of the investigations of the factors that might led to the failure of the building, No cracks have been noted on the foundation and on the beams of the remains of the collapsed building to prove that it was due to structural failure.

    • @mbonisi

      The outcome of the investigation was that 3 independent agencies (the Nigeria Building And Road Research Instititute (NBBRI), the Council for the Regulation of Engineering in Nigeria (COREN) and the Building Collapse Prevention Guild (BCPG)) found a litany of serious structural failings, for example:

      1. Inadequate beams of 750mm by 225mm (should have been 900mm by 300mm)
      2. Inadequately reinforced columns (should have been reinforced with 12 x Y25 bars or 20 x Y20mm bars. Instead they used 10 x Y20 bars (as seen in the video released by SCOAN).
      3. Inadequate bearing pressure for the central column due to the 2m x 2m x 0.9m foundations.
      4. Failure to introduce rigid zones for bracing the structure and did not design the frames as an unbraced structure.
      5. Failure to provide movement joints that could have absorbed any movement due to creep, contraction, expansion and differential settlement etc..
      6. 8 out of the 12 main beams of the structure failed because they were undersized, under-reinforced (both in tension and shear), the tension bars were poorly anchored to the column supports and 8 x Y20 was used instead of 14 x Y20.
      7. The ground floor columns were slender and readily gave in to buckling

      What findings are you on about?

      • there is a statement issued out by the kaduna university after all the finds. thy are saying the foundation had no cracks, so are the beams used to prove that it was due to structural failure. they are saying the cause was infrasonic. i will try to get you the link so that you can read the article.

      • just type tb joshua latest news on google. it will take straight to news 24 article. it was an infrasonic weapon used to destroy the building. Amen. Praise be to God. The truth has finally surfaced. what then can those people who are against Tb Joshua say. Its a big shame to them.

      • @mbonisi ah yes, that one. The “academic paper” that they claim was published an international journal, when said international journal has no mention of it. The “academic paper” that is mostly plagiarised from wikipedia. If you want to take your “facts” from that, we can’t stop you, but I would advise listening to the MULTIPLE experts who found serious structural failings. Also, read the full coroner’s report, they dedicate 3 pages to the plane/infrasonic weapon theory and completely discredit it.

    • Let’s face it, you all failing construction at college. Instead, throw a couple of bricks together, add a lot of steel girders, (so many in fact, the sheer weight of them could collapse a building, lol), and whoopla, there’s your building.

  14. What people know they destroyed, what they don’t know they called names! We pray for our mentor senior prophet tb Joshua for God’s grace ! May he live to impacts lives as he has already changed many. Thank you Jesus.

  15. Long live Prophet Tbjoshua they are not fighting you but they are fighting Jesus christ Acts 9:4-5
    Long live my mentor you changed my life spiritually may the Lord bless you more and more even Apostle Paul had many enemies Our heavenly father will see you through and will remember you in prayers as Apostle Paul said to his followers remember me in your prayers.

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